E: You know how K always looks so focused on his work?
Me: Yeah, it's a bit intimidating
E: That's the face he makes when he's playing Bejewelled. He has 12 facebook accounts so he can play bejewelled with himself.

K: (Fake crying at his desk)
E: What's wrong?
K: My back huuuurtsss
E: Did you injure it again?
K: NO, I was just playing Bejewelled on the toilet and then something twinged and I thought FUCK I've done it agaaaain.

K: (sitting silently at his desk with his Bejewelled face on)....... FUCK ME IN THE ASS! .....(goes back to being quiet)