Saturday, February 27, 2010

Today my ex-boyfriend and I caught up for lunch and shopping. As we perused the stores I asked him what he thought of a cardigan. He wrinkled his nose with distaste. "I don't really like it. It's tacky".
"What?" I asked, with the horrified tone of one bitten by a Japanese Hornet. "The cardigan?"
"It's leopard print...everything leopard print is tacky" he replied with casual disdain.
At that moment I remembered exactly why we had no future together. A man is a man, but leopard print is forever.

1 comment:

  1. Anyone who doesn't appreciate a good leopard print rightly deserves to be put in the ex category