Cousin #1: (referring to Pip from Fern Gully): Aw Pip! The red-head never gets the girl!
Me: What about Ron Weasley? It took seven books but he scored.
Cousin #2: Don't forget Ginny!
My Uncle: Yeah, and doesn't Pip get run over by the log truck anyway?
My Uncle: (In deep voice) Don't go above the ferns
Cousin #2: It's canopy
My Uncle: Don't go above the canopy
(Cousin #1 and I look at each other and start singing the batty rap)