My year 8 science partner: Hun, if you're going to smoke weed, I have some valuable advice for you-
Me: What? I didn't say anything about weed. Why isn't our test tube going blue like everyone else's?
Year 8 science partner: Let me just say, my cousin smoked weed, like a LOT. and he became schizophrenic and hung himself because the voices in his head told him to or something. So whenever I smoke, I'm like, really careful. You should be the same.
Me: Oh my god