Sunday, March 28, 2010

Louis: That guy is so greasy I thought I was shaking hands with a Big Mac.
Louis: BARKEEP! BARKEEP! I know nobody's attempted this since the late 1800's but PAY ATTENTION TO ME DAMMIT!'
Louis: We're drunk and lost in Circular Quay. If this was the Amazing Race, we'd lose. We'd be that slow old couple that fight the whole time.
Louis: (singing Single Ladies) see this works on both levels, because aside from being skinny, tall, male and white, I look just like Beyonce!

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