(In a nerdy club I joined)
Group leader: tell us about yourself
Me: I'm a first year fine arts student
Group leader: Oh good! we need someone who can use photoshop!
Me: I have never used photoshop.
Lecturer: who's your favourite artist?
Me: I don't have one
Lecturer: um, okay... what do you hope to learn this semester?
Me: (doubtfully) um, everything?
Some girl: You okay?
Me: (falls over)