Thursday, January 28, 2010

Irrational reasons for hating your parents friends

They resemble a villainous character from your favourite video game

They have the exact voice you have always invisioned a paedophile to have

They wear short shorts

They like Judas Priest

They won’t shut the fuck up about Judas Priest

You don’t understand what the fuck they’re talking about, because you rely on people doing things like making their voices go higher when they ask a question, but this person talks in a funny, slow, level sort of way that makes you want to stab your eyes out because you’d comprehend the dialogue of a charred burrito better

They have no chin

No comments:

Post a Comment