They resemble a villainous character from your favourite video game
They have the exact voice you have always invisioned a paedophile to have
They wear short shorts
They like Judas Priest
They won’t shut the fuck up about Judas Priest
You don’t understand what the fuck they’re talking about, because you rely on people doing things like making their voices go higher when they ask a question, but this person talks in a funny, slow, level sort of way that makes you want to stab your eyes out because you’d comprehend the dialogue of a charred burrito better
They have no chin
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