Random friend of my Mum’s: you must be Poppy, how nice to meet you

Me: Hi

Random friend of my Mum’s: How old are you?

Me: uh-

Random friend of my Mum’s (interrupting): No, wait, let me guess… fourteen?

Me: I’m eighteen

Random friend of my Mum’s: Oh. Wow... I bet my fifteen year old son would like to meet you!

Me: I’m eighteen