Thursday, January 28, 2010

Why I Hate People Part 9,238,706

Customer (buying Black Eyed Peas CD): Black eyed peas are fuckin’ mad aye

Me: yeah, they’re alright

Customer: I mean, don’t get me wrong, normally I hate them nigga beats.

Me: (speechless)

Customer: I’m no racist but it’s bullshit these days, thinking they’re so good with their fast cars and shiny shoes

Me: um…

Customer: yeah mostly they’re pretty fuckin’ shit hey. But black eyed peas, man, fuckin’ mad.

Me: (after staring at him for a really long time) …here’s your change.

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