Customer (buying Black Eyed Peas CD): Black eyed peas are fuckin’ mad aye
Me: yeah, they’re alright
Customer: I mean, don’t get me wrong, normally I hate them nigga beats.
Customer: I’m no racist but it’s bullshit these days, thinking they’re so good with their fast cars and shiny shoes
Customer: yeah mostly they’re pretty fuckin’ shit hey. But black eyed peas, man, fuckin’ mad.
Me: (after staring at him for a really long time) …here’s your change.