Me: I hate drawing class, I can't believe it's mandatory next semester. Just kill me now please. Everything I create just looks like the scribblings of a retard, I am not a drawer... or a shelf either, hahahahahahaha
(awkward silence)
5 minutes later
Me: (accidentally bumping into someone) Oh I'm sorry, God I'm clumsy (attempt to make a quick escape, try to pull push door, turn around and walk straight into a staircase, fall flat on face)